Thursday, October 13, 2011

Random quotes from my crazy kids

Here's a sampling of some of the silly things my kids have said lately.

K: "abutthole!" (abajo) while watching Dora.

A: "I know how bees make honey. They get pollen from flowers then take it home and mix it with milk and sugar and bake it in the oven."

A: "Did you start the Xterra today? Good, 'cause I'm gonna drive it when I'm 13." asking about our spare vehicle.

K: "My feets hurt because I don't have to wear shoes at Grandma's"

L: "Mom! I need you to wipe my butt! I have macarena!" (diarrhea)

L: "Look! I'm like a monkey! Or a bird! Or a butterfly!" on the frog jumper at the zoo

A: "I'm thankful for my Grandma. Because she makes me cookies." from the school newsletter

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